You will cheer for the coyotes and like it!
Just because you never win doesn't make you a bad hockey team. Ok well maybe it does.But when your in Phoenix you don't have much of a choice but to cheer for us now do you? Sure some people will say "your team hasn't won in 16 matches" or "The General Manager doesn't know what hes doing!" .But those people don't matter and their views don't count. You may find your self wanting to see a team with Superstars and flashy plays. But your in phoenix , where are you going to watch Devil games?
So really your first, last and only choice for hockey in Phoenix is the Coyotes. Sure we may lose 9 times out of 10, but you cant do anything about it. So deal with it buddy.
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Mighty happy in Anaheim
In a shocking development the general manager of the Anaheim mighty ducks has come out of the closet and declared himself gay
Releasing only a statement saying "im pink with pride" it is thought to be his coming out letter that many in the TASHL have expected for quite some time.
Some of the gm's actions of late have caught the eye of a few of the Anaheim players. The teams leading scorer Pavel Demitra was over heard to remark "That guys gayer than Christmas" after the Anaheim front man was spotted in a karaoke bar singing the theme from titanic.
It is not known how this outing will affect the teams performance. Though team tough guy Sandy McCarthy was quoted as saying "I knew it! I knew it!" and has seemed much happier as of late . This new energy may help spark some new fire in the team. |
Kids! WIN a free Coyotes hockey jersey!
Kids heres your chance to win a hockey jersey signed by your favorite coyote. All you have to do is win our 2nd intermition coke-a-thon. Just do more coke than the other kids without O.D.ing and the jersey is yours! Its that simple! (Jerseys only available in large)
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Breaking News: Pope loves hockey!
Durning his recent visit to Phoenix the pope was seen enjoying the better aspects of the coolest game on earth as it is in heaven.
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